DR, FRANKENSTEIN -- WHERE ARE YOU!

Dr. Frankenstein, I would like to place an order, please. I can't seem to find what I need and want all in one man, so could you please build one for me?

These are the characteristics I would like you to include:

INTELLECT: A good brain, one well rounded and sharp, with wit and humour, a little smart-ass thrown in, some insight and lots of depth.






HEART: one that is warm and caring, hugely so.... with strength and fortitude, tender-ness and lots of passion.






PHYSICAL: a well-muscled man, active but not obsessed, fairly fit with arms and shoulders strong and well defined, a bit taller than me but not overly so, a smattering of chest hair, facial hair is fine and I don't really care about the amount of hair on the head.

Strength of character is a must, the ability to trust, to be open and honest with his emotions, not afraid of commitment (or at least, not afraid to see if the relationship will work out), resolve and fidelity, honesty with himself as well as with everyone else, the ability to give and take, to compromise when needed, even tempered, a true handyman who works well with others.... I think you get the picture...

Oh... and one more thing.... well, two actually.... must be a good kisser and enjoy making love.

I hope this isn't too tall of an order, because I haven't been able to find all of this in one package. But I do know where some of these exact characteristics exist, so if you need a head's up on some parts, just let me know.